Farts and Feelings: The Unofficial Guide to Surviving Relationships

Ned's Declassified Podcast Survival Guide

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Ned Pod Enthusiasts.. In this episode of Ned’s Declassified Podcast Survival Guide, we take you on a wildly entertaining journey through life's awkward, hilarious, and deeply human moments. From the psychology of procrastination to the art of delegation in creative projects, we share survival tips for both everyday challenges and extraordinary experiences. Expect laugh-out-loud stories about bathroom etiquette gone wrong, farting in relationships, and the weird social rules we all navigate. But it’s not all laughs—this episode also explores the real work behind personal growth, addiction recovery, and the power of community support. Along the way, we draw inspiration from the John Wick franchise, discuss the importance of language learning, and reflect on the thrill of live performance. Whether you're here for the laughs, the life lessons, or just a nostalgic throwback, this episode delivers all that and more—with heart, humor, and a WHOLE lot of honesty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	In a world full of haters, insane content creators, and the ever-soul-crushing hamster wheel of growing up, we are three best friends trying to do the impossible, create a podcast that helps you survive life.
0:15.2	I'm Devin.
0:16.2	I'm Lindsay.
0:17.1	And I'm Daniel.
0:17.8	And this is Ned's Declassified podcast Survival Night.
0:22.2	Results may vary.
0:29.5	And we're on a pod.
0:32.2	Oh, bless it be.
0:34.9	Good morning.
0:35.6	Oh, blessed be.
0:37.3	Oh, blessed be. Good night. Oh, blessed B. Oh, blessed B. Oh, blessed be. Good day. Hi, friends. Happy 21st premiere. Are we sure Dan's microphone is up with us? It just got so quiet. Did you lower it now? It's so quiet. We checked it. If someone just flipped my microphone, I mean, maybe there's a ghost in here. Let's see, let's see. No, you just fully lowered it higher. Tap, tap, no.
0:57.3	Higher.
0:57.9	No, you got to talk into it. Oh. Is the tap still happening? Yeah. Oh, yeah, the tap is happening. The tap is happening. We're good. Okay. Now, turn myself up. There you now slightly. Yeah. Okay. Do we intro again or do we just keep this thing rolling? No, no, brother.
1:11.0	We're rolling, baby. We're going. If they're still with us, they don't give a shit about this. I'll say it to Eric, we should do another intro and he can leave it in or not, because this is all we have to do. And we're on a pod. Podcast. Podcast. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:28.2	Another Wednesday.
1:29.5	Hi, everybody.
1:30.9	Hey, good morning. podcast. We back, baby.
1:28.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Another Wednesday.
1:29.3	Hi, everybody.
1:30.8	Hey, good morning.
1:31.5	Happy Wednesday or whenever you're listening to or watching this on YouTube or listening on Spotify or Apple or whatever.
1:40.8	Happy 21st premiere anniversary to Neds.
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