Fart Locker w/ Naim Ali

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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We're joined by the king, Naim Ali, as we discuss fat aunt couches, strip club settlement money, and inheriting a lawyer.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Dadme. Tim, how are you, friend?
0:02.1	Pretty good. How about yourself?
0:03.1	Doing good, man. Just thinking fat suicides today, man. I got fat suicides on my mind.
0:09.0	Yeah. Yeah, that's a fun thing to walk through. Just imagining being a sweaty EMT,
0:17.0	you know, you barely finish high school and careers, I mean, that's like a curse word to you.
0:24.1	So you go through six weeks of training to become basically like a bitch to firefighters.
0:30.3	And you get called to a grotesquely overweight person's house to pull their fly covered corpse out of their gaming chair.
0:40.0	Dude, that's the EMT Crucible.
0:41.7	That's what they do.
0:42.2	The last three days at EMT school, you just got to carry fat so.
0:45.2	That's their version of like holding a log on the beach underwater.
0:48.6	Pull that fat corpse.
0:51.3	So yes, sir.
0:52.2	You could ring the bell at any time.
0:55.1	Yeah. Fuck, man. Yeah, that's got to stink, sir. You could ring the bell at any time. Yeah.
0:55.7	Fuck, man.
0:56.9	Yeah, it's got to stink, dude.
0:58.7	Like, it's the end of your shift.
1:00.2	You're waiting to just get home and play fucking Halo.
1:02.4	Yeah.
1:03.4	I know an EMT.
1:04.6	I know a dude who is exactly what I'm talking about.
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