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The 93x half-ass morning show. Ninety-three air. Yeah, well, good morning. It's grand to be on hand.

My dad used to say, welcome to the Tuesday edition of the 93X half-ass morning show.

Today we're going to drag a long-lost friend onto the telephone.

Many of our wonderful listeners have been wondering and asking about Janelle Klein,

aka Jungle Jane, aka Jupiter Jane, otherwise known as the Norwegian Ox.

Listeners have been asking, haven't they, Josh, where the hell has she been?

You know, it's one of those things where we couldn't wait to have her back in studio.

And we had thought, well, maybe we're getting on the phone, but no, no, no, she'll be back at any moment.

But she's been gone to the point where I think she's on the run from something.

Witness protection program.

Her plants and pets are both dead, long dead.

It's almost been two months.

Has it really been that long?

Yeah.

I knew it was around a month.

It's been almost two months.

Janelle thanks you for asking.

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