Farming

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week the beans doff their Harris Tweed flap caps to Chrissie of Bremen whose topic suggestion of farming has slipped out of the bean machine’s birth canal, glistening with the lukewarm goo of banter before landing softly on the (also lukewarm) straw of compelling, independent broadcasting and bleating with the timbre of nature’s very own promotional jingle. The beans shall return come the radish harvest (June).

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0:00.0	3 Bean salad is supported by AirB&B. Stay tuned to discover what's so special about the tractor in the framed photograph in my downstairs toilet. We did. What a pleasure.
0:13.0	Great fun.
0:14.0	We did a show in Bristol, didn't we?
0:20.0	We did. What a pleasure. Great fun. Very nice time. And then we all
0:26.4	travelled home, didn't we? We dropped her off, well, Mike dropped off at the train station.
0:31.2	Yeah. Was it a tearful goodbye Mike? We tried to we're trying to sort of
0:36.4	drive that down didn't we? We did. But it was there in a way it would have been even more
0:40.2	moving to see I think because it wasn't you could see the emotions roiling underneath
0:44.9	the surface wasn't being expressed was so present yeah as I barked at Henry to get out of the
0:51.6	fucking car I'm not in a drop-off area, this is a taxi rank.
0:54.8	But there was so much in that wasn't there, might be like.
0:56.8	Because you were so, there were so many different levels of,
1:00.4	because, you know, did you want me to get out of the fucking car?
1:03.0	Yes.
1:04.0	Did you want me to get out overall? Yes.
1:08.0	Did you really have to eat that jumbo packet of Doritos on the 10 minute journey from the venue to the station?
1:14.7	Leave crisps all over my seat. Was that necessary?
1:16.8	I would argue yes. You felt it was unnecessary.
1:21.5	I think the way you say goodbye to me was very much like a Polish nobleman saying goodbye to his son on the
1:26.8	way to war.
1:27.8	That was what it felt like.
1:28.8	His least favorite son.
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