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🗓️ 8 December 2023
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Weeks 15 through 17 will be your fantasy playoffs in most leagues, and on today's podcast we're gonna preview some strategies *we'll* be using as we hunt our fantasy football championships. We'll also discuss the injury news you need to be on top of heading into the all-important Week 14 weekend matchups, and we'll discuss what the heck happened in the ugly Thursday night Steelers loss against Zeke Elliott and the Patriots. Guest: Cousin Josh.
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Cold Players To Worry Or Not Worry About In Your Fantasy Playoffs:
Austin Ekeler (Josh says no)
Cooper Kupp (Josh says yes)
Patrick Mahomes (Josh says no)
Tua Tagovailoa (Josh says yes)
Justin Herbert (Josh says yes)
Breece Hall (Josh says no)
RB Handcuffs We Would Add (In Order):
Eli Mitchell (17%)
Ty Chandler (23%)
D’Ernest Johnson (11%)
Rico Dowdle (10%)
Jamaal Williams (16%)
Jeff Wilson (11%)
Chase Brown (6%)
Latavius Murray (15%)
Dalvin Cook (20%)
Josh Kelley (16%)
Kenny Gainwell (32%)
Roschon Johnson (27%)
Streaming QBs For Playoffs:
Week 15: Jameis Winston (vs. NYG); Aidan O’Connell (vs. LAC); Will Levis (vs. HOU)
Week 16: Baker Mayfield (vs. JAC); Gardner Minshew (@ ATL); Zach Wilson (vs. WAS)
Week 17: Gardner Minshew (vs. LV); Will Levis (@ HOU)
Streaming DEFs For Playoffs:
Week 15: Falcons (@ CAR)
Week 16: Broncos (vs. NE); Commanders (@ NYJ)
Week 17: Rams (@ NYG)
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0:00.0 | It's the Harris Football Podcast with your host Christopher Harris. Welcome! |
0:15.0 | Hey everybody, welcome in! |
0:18.0 | My name is Chris and this is something I'm gonna say right into your ears. |
0:22.0 | It's not aimed at anything other than your beloved ears. |
0:26.4 | Hello there, you tape worms, thank you so much for listening to the show today. |
0:31.2 | No, no, I am definitely not going to break out the footy pajamas, but I am going to begin |
0:37.8 | the show talking about a very stupid and inept football game that happened on Thursday night, which nevertheless had some excitement and was close and went over, so like had some fun. |
0:50.0 | I will give the New England Patriots credit. They really tried. |
0:55.0 | What's that? Oh no, no, I don't mean I'm impressed with how much they tried to win. |
0:59.0 | I'm impressed with their commitment to trying to lose. |
1:02.0 | You've got the big lead 21 to 3. |
1:06.3 | You get the third quarter Bailey Zappy interception thrown directly into coverage as Jujus |
1:12.1 | Ms Schuster ran a lazy route falling away from the throw, tipped up, returned |
1:17.0 | inside the 20. You had the fourth and inches up three on their own 40 yard line in the fourth quarter and Bellacek |
1:25.6 | punts. You've got the blocked punt that the Patriots got it blocked their own |
1:30.8 | pun right deep in their own territory later in the fourth. |
1:33.7 | And you've got the guy going off sides on a punt as the Steelers are going to punt, |
1:39.6 | only to have the officials call a false start on the center for vaguely lifting his head. |
1:46.2 | I mean in truth I'm kidding. |
1:48.0 | I think the Patriots did all those things while still trying to win. |
1:52.4 | They just suck really hard. |
1:54.6 | I mostly don't think in general, |
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