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Welcome back to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast presented by New Era.

My name is Dan Hensis, and I'm joined in a room filled with heroes. Mark Sessler, Chris Wessling, and Greg Rosenthal. What is up, boys? Hey, Dan. Woo. You guys were talking a little S&L before the show, and I know that... Mark's taking over here. No, Dan and Wes like to kind of, like, be the S&L guys. Wait, did you read, like, the 80 article? Yeah, sorry, Dan and Wes like to kind of like be the S&L guys. Wait, did you read like the 80 article? Yeah, sorry, Dan and Greg. And it's like, you know, listen, Wes and I, we jumped out when Nora Dun jumped out. I feel like that's the last time that, you know, that show held any relevance. We're just having a shared interest, killing some time, you know. I left with Jan Hooks. Getting rid of some of that nervous. How old are you guys? Are you dragons? We are experienced. We are what you would, in an HR world you would call we are experienced. No, it's a good reminder, Mark, because if there's any new listeners, and I hope there are some that are joining us for the 2018 season. Welcome. We want to tell you that Mark and Wes are way older than Dan and Matt. Well, that is utter nonsense. Different generation. That is utter nonsense. A different, like, decade. I mean, literally lucky to be alive. Who's that? We have a guest that wants to stop in. Oh, okay. We're a special delivery. Oh, look at it. Oh, Deeker!

It's Deeker.

Hi, everybody. Hey, Deek. Deeker from the other side of the office. What's going on here? This better be good. This is like a peewee playhouse scenario. Put it on here. So Deeker has showed up in the office in the podcast studio with a bag, almost like a gift bag. Just like a little gift bag. You know, I have heard the recent podcast where you have brought up the infamous Laura Dern.

The Dernessus.

Everybody loves.

Dekar is good friends with several celebrities, including Laura Dern.

That's not entirely true.

That is true.

I'm, you know, yes, I definitely know her.

So word has gotten back to Miss Laura Dern that you guys have mentioned her a few times about the Dernasants.

Oh, yeah, we're all in.

And her producing partner, who's one of my best friends, her name is Jamie Lemons, she wanted to give you guys a gift.

Jamie, that was very nice.

Wow. Fans of Laura.

Oh, look at this.

Little feel of Dern.

Oh, yeah.

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