Fant4stic
Mostly Nitpicking
Mostly Nitpicking
4.6 • 617 Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2019
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Fantastic Four director Josh Trank says he had a fantastic version of this. And it would've received great reviews. We'll probably never see it. Instead all we have is this.
This week, Nando and DJ put on their space suits, roll up their American flag, and watch what very well may be the worst comic book movie ever made, 2015's Fantastic Four. They nitpick the reshoot wigs, the crash test dummies, and of course the science fairs.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:08.6 | I am Nando. |
| 0:09.4 | And I'm DJ. |
| 0:11.1 | And this is mostly nitpicking a podcast where we pick apart a piece of pop culture by looking exclusively at the details. |
| 0:17.4 | Woo! |
| 0:18.7 | DJ this week, a movie that was the winner of an incredibly close tie, closer than I ever |
| 0:26.4 | imagined. |
| 0:27.4 | And just like a, just a banger, just like a really, what's the word that they use to |
| 0:35.9 | describe like things that are so bad they're like kind of |
| 0:39.1 | teachable moments you know you know what they say like oh gosh this is users could tweet this in |
| 0:47.5 | if i can't remember it but it's like um it it's like you you're looking at this happen and you're |
| 0:53.3 | just like this should be a piece of movie history as far as just how not to do so many things. |
| 0:59.5 | Like it is. |
| 1:01.0 | I mean, it really should be. |
| 1:02.4 | The movie is a terrible nightmare that should be burned and thrown away. |
| 1:08.2 | They should Jumanji it, what they do with the end of the first Jumangi. |
| 1:11.7 | They chain it up and they throw it in the ocean. |
| 1:13.9 | So it would never be seen again. |
| 1:15.5 | I thought you were going to say they should Jumanji it. |
| 1:17.5 | They should reboot it starring the Rock. |
| 1:19.4 | Which would be hilarious if he was the, if he was anything but the rock character. |
| 1:25.3 | And they just had to keep calling. |
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