Family Health

The Osbournes Podcast

Osbourne Digital Media

Music, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Being part of a family with a medical history as crazy as the Osbournes probably isn’t easy, but it does make for some entertaining and enlightening conversation. When you have as many health debacles on your resume as they do, you surely know a thing or two about a thing or two. Optimum health has been a roller coaster ride for Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly, and now the family will share the experiences of dealing with their own maladies – no matter how disgusting or personal.

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0:00.0	Oh! Dad had to have a tube up his bum today. He's not on his best. Leave him alone.
0:15.0	Oh! Oh, I forgot my phone.
0:18.0	No. Good. Now you can actually pay it down.
0:21.0	Can you please get it again? No.
0:23.0	No.
0:24.0	Dad, how's your neck been?
0:25.0	Not better actually.
0:26.0	Yeah.
0:27.0	So much better.
0:28.0	It must have had bad trouble,
0:30.0	no.
0:31.0	I think it might have been stress. No, was it was when I had to give me that
0:34.8	Botox it went away in the muscle I didn't realize you could have that mhm
0:40.3	there used to be a TV show called Nip Tuck, remember that show?
0:43.4	It was like the drama about the two plastic surgeons.
0:46.2	And in one episode, the guy slept with this mobster's wife.
0:50.4	So this mobster breaks into his house and takes Botox and just Botoxes his dick.
0:55.0	He didn't get hard forever.
0:57.0	So he can't get a hard on for like six months and he's like totally upset.
1:02.0	He's just like destroyed by it.
1:04.0	That's my story about Botox.
1:05.0	How did he held him down to get
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