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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

It's Tara's birthday, and NO ONE is excited - well, except for Willaralow! Buffy confides in her dad (Giles) about Dawn being an energy key and shit and he is flummoxed! Meanwhile, the nameless 'Bring it On' demon is on a RAMPAGE - ready to crush that koont that had the audacity to break her stiletto AND steal her monk. SO fucking rude! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Tara's family has come to Sunnydale, and they're a bunch of Ass-Mouths™!

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0:00.0	Join Wundery Plus in Apple Podcasts or The Wundery App to listen to the ReWacher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.4	You purve.
0:19.7	She's being a duck-nosed tainnall.
0:22.2	Spike is blasting Lady Gaga's sex dreams.
0:24.8	The stock your behavior really did something for me.
0:26.8	I just had stupid crotch biscuit.
0:28.8	She is a coconut woman.
0:31.3	He fucking loves her hair.
0:32.8	It wasn't a butt.
0:34.2	It wasn't a thick a cuck, thick a cuck.
0:35.8	You were adopted from a box of baby howler monkeys.
0:39.3	That's the album cover.
0:40.6	Magic incense and spooky sain.
0:43.0	That album drops it midnight, bitch.
0:45.0	It's so good.
0:47.0	For a walk, bitch.
0:49.0	He says muskles.
0:50.0	Bang.
0:51.0	My little poo blossom.
0:52.6	Calling someone an annoying little hebride is reckless!
0:57.4	I actually love calling people hebride.
0:59.6	I haven't gotten a chance to call anyone a hemorrhoid this week.
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