Faking An Abusive Relationship For Fun And Profit
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2022
⏱️ 47 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Faking An Abusive Relationship For Likes And Follows 2:39.808 Horrible Best Man Wedding Toast 14:25.302 Comedian Blames Audience For Not Laughing 18:41.724 A Naruto Cosplay Pooper Blooper 23:54.000 The DV Membersite: The Sideshow – Sign Up Now! 26:06.644 Don’t Let Frail Frame And Blue Hair Fool You 27:15.770 A First […]
The post Faking An Abusive Relationship For Fun And Profit first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Freaks, it's Monday, March 14th, 2022. |
| 0:03.4 | Coming up on the program today, faking an abusive relationship |
| 0:06.6 | for the likes, plus farting during your narrow-to |
| 0:09.8 | cosplay session, a wedding toast that ends with, you a douche and don't let grandma hug you |
| 0:15.8 | she's going for your wallet all this coming up today |
| 0:24.8 | Distorted View Daily Daily, proudly presents great moments in funeral performances. |
| 0:30.3 | I'd like to share a song with you that I wrote and I apologize to you that I don't |
| 0:36.7 | know it by heart so I'd like to read it out of my book Jesus's Poetic Song and actually sing it to you |
| 0:48.4 | I am your child I want to be I walk a fine line between temptation and the inducement to heaven. |
| 1:05.0 | Lord Jesus, because you are one with our Father, I am your son. I am your seed. I am your friend. I am your brother. I am your brother I am your child I want to be |
| 1:30.0 | You are my blood |
| 1:34.4 | You are my blood |
| 1:37.0 | family you are my Lord |
| 1:40.4 | Please be my Savior |
| 2:05.0 | Jesus rescue me and keep us together for our love will endure. I receive your blood. I accept your body to be cleansed and purified. I am your child I want to be. |
| 2:10.0 | I am your child. I want to be I am your child I want to be I want to be |
| 2:22.1 | Thank you. Thank you. |
| 2:23.0 | This is the distorted view show with Tim Hanson. |
| 2:27.0 | Tweak my nipples. |
| 2:28.0 | The guy, he's into dirty underwear or something. |
| 2:31.0 | I don't know. |
| 2:32.0 | He's knifree. I would love the raper rooster |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tim Henson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Tim Henson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.