Fake News 52 - Get Two Birds Stoned At Once

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway and Jessie Wiseman bring you the realest fake news of the week with the possible government mandate of the coronavirus vaccine when it becomes available, Joe Biden anoints Donald Trump with the new nickname “President Tweety”, US scientists breed a human-chimera hybrid to aid in growing organs for transplants, US birth rates fall to record lows due to financial instability, a Columbian company is offering to make cardboard coffins if things take a turn for the worse, and Kamala Harris introduces a resolution to make phrases like “Wuhan Virus” hate speech.

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0:00.0	Weekends are short, long weekends somehow feel even shorter.
0:04.2	So why spend a moment of this one on a drink run?
0:07.5	Instead, get drinks delivered right to your door with drizzly.
0:11.5	Drizzly is the easiest way to find the best prices on beer, wine, and spirits
0:16.5	so you can get back to lighting those totally legal fireworks.
0:21.0	Or making sure your uncle is flipping those burgers at the right time
0:25.5	or neglecting to put on sunscreens so you can get a base.
0:31.6	In any case, get drinks with drizzly to make sure you enjoy every second of your long weekend
0:37.6	doing long weekend things because let's face it, it's practically over before this ad is.
0:44.2	Download the app or go to drizzly.com. That's dri zly.com today.
0:51.4	You must be 21 years and over not available in all locations.
1:21.4	I'm forward slash drinking bros to stay anonymous.
1:41.5	All look like a new Jersey real estate agent.
1:46.2	Fun fun. I've got a two story in Cherry Hill that you'll love.
1:50.9	It's right out in Cherry Hill, you'll love it.
1:53.9	Yeah, with a long Capri 120, are you smoking a jewel?
1:59.2	Yep.
2:00.0	Gross.
2:01.0	With nicotine in it.
2:02.0	I heard you not to judge me because it will end badly for you.
2:06.6	If you were a broken weed, I would cherish you instead.
2:09.2	I need to bury you.
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