Fake News 50 - Elon Musk's Alien Baby

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway and Jessie Wiseman bring you the realest fake news of the week with questioning what the responsibility of police will come amidst COVID-19 induced mandated restrictions, Dan is completely baffled by the mysterious Venezuelan coup attempt by former green berets, several coronavirus research doctors have been found dead from the same cause right before scientific breakthroughs, Elon Musk named his child X Æ A-12 because he can, and Penn University boots its Democratic organizations off campus.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by GhostBed.com.
0:11.4	Sit back, relax, and grab a fucking dreamy.
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0:27.1	ExpressVPN.com, forward slash Drinking Bros today.
0:38.5	Welcome to Drinking Bros fake news, bringing you the realists.
0:42.8	Fake news of the week with 3 hard-hitting journalists.
0:47.6	Johnny Dan, Johnny Holloway.
0:49.6	Jesse Huizman.
0:51.6	Oh, God.
0:54.6	What is that?
0:55.6	It's a laugh I'm trying out.
0:57.6	No, that's terrible laugh.
1:01.6	What if this was like a long laugh?
1:04.6	I guess it would be more efficient just to have one long who is seven of a bunch of short ones.
1:10.6	That's what the weird thing about laughing is.
1:13.6	How many ha's is the appropriate amount?
1:18.6	To be like, oh, I don't say ha ha ha though.
1:22.6	I say it.
1:25.6	I make direct eye contact.
1:27.6	And if it's really not funny, I do the ha super slow or does a break between them.
1:32.6	Ha ha ha.
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