Fred. Ignore the guy

swinging a sword in the background. Hardy. Oh, ha-ha. Dodge, turn, Perry, spin, thrust. Toucher and Hardy. 985, the Sports Hub. We're going to get to the Celtics because we did not get to that in what happened last night because we were so heavily on the Bruins. But, you know, Blind Scott is someone who sits on the line all show.

He emails, he slowed down a little bit, but he was emailing some shows 20 times a show.

In the middle of the night, he had this fantasy that, what was it,

that he tried to shoot me, but I had a bulletproof vest on or something like that?

He was going to break into my house. He said there's like a lot of stuff going on in.

Yeah, there's like multi-layered fantasies with Blind Scott. But the ones that were the most

concerning were the ones where he happens upon your residence. And he's not there to hurt you necessarily, and you don't get hurt,

but he is there in your home uninvited, is my biggest takeaway from it.

And I don't love that.

Right.

I don't love that for you.

Blind Scott is not on hold, but fake Blind Scott is on hold.

Oh, good.

Hull I have fake, Blindott. Hey, yeah, Fred. I'm glad you took my call because I wanted to warn you about a smell I noticed in your laundry room. I checked your dry a lint tray, and that was clear. So I'm worried it might be a gas leak, you know. I left the number for Archibald to Tarnka on your fridge. He's the Deputy Admiral for National Grid so you can get that checked out. Anyway, I heard you guys talking about sleep trackers, and that reminded me of the time I knocked a street preacher off his soapbox in Copley Square, right? He was given a reading of a letter from Paul to the full opians, and I was headed to my comedy gig at Club Trendy Mango, but I had to stop at the Franklin Park Zoo, and people were

screaming because the monkeys were throwing feces, but the second it hit my forehead, I knew

it was a sauteed harvest vegetable medleaf from Walburgers, and John, you'd get a kick

out of this. I got a Carlos Kentana rookie card signed by Tony Amos.

When I got 40 hours of community service for keystering nipsa Jameson into the Jimmy Fund silent auction at the Kenmore Square Howard Johnson's in 1996.

Yeah, Bob LaBelle would hang out at the bar to pick up BU girls,

but not to sleep with or anything.

You know, he just needed someone

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