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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Failing The Porta-Potty Sobriety Test - Trail Mix #34

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Comedy

5.03.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a cheer leading coach's nightmare in white denim, a drunk girl crying in a porta-potty, and an imaginary friend who may not be so imaginary. Camp Counselors is sponsored by Factor. Head to http://FactorMeals.com/camp50 and use code camp50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box while your subscription is active! Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/ Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.

0:04.6

That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.

0:07.3

Welcome to Trailmix. Our many episodes from Camp Counselors podcast.

0:12.0

Each week the stories come from you,

0:14.0

our Camp Shady Birch Campers.

0:15.0

We want to hear your juicy gossip.

0:17.0

Top secret confessions.

0:19.0

Embarrassing and scary stories.

0:21.0

And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice. Trail mix is for the campers.

0:25.0

And God do we love you?

0:29.0

Hey happy campers!

0:31.0

Welcome back to Trail Mix. This is our mini episode where we read

0:36.4

listener submitted stories. Have you gotten that through your head yet?

0:40.3

We got pizza last night and I like I'm trying to eat good today because I worked my ass off on the Peloton's day and I just like don't want to eat bad but like oh my God that mushroom and onion pizza in the fridge right now is calling my name for a Sicilian slide.

0:53.5

Call me by your name.

0:55.1

We're going to get dinner before or after we record this because we're going to an event

0:58.4

tonight that's already way long past.

1:00.4

Yeah, it's already, when this comes out, it's been a month.

1:02.2

Yeah, but I'm probably going to try to eat a salad. I want to Caesar salad, fries, and a glass of white wine. And it's such a basic meal, but whatever girl, whatever, and I know it's a woman. I'm going to go on period and saying that was a woman who created that iconic meal

1:16.2

Congrats because nothing beats a Caesar salad fries and a glass of wine if forgive me if I have sent but the first time I had it was when we were with

1:24.8

Erica Priscilla when we were in Disney and she was like we always get salad and fries

1:29.8

because life's about balance and I was like oh I've literally never considered to get a

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