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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm here for the interview. Ah, now, this would be the pre-pre-interview.
0:04.8	I'm sorry? You see, we need to make sure we have the right candidates to take part in the next stages.
0:09.2	Oh, how many stages? Well, there's the pre-interview, working chemistry, the actual interview, and then, of course, the bleep test.
0:16.0	For the part-time barista job? That's right, yeah. What a load of malarkey. Smarty keeps things simple, like 80 gigabytes for 10 pounds a month with no annual price rises.
0:26.3	Less malarkey, more smarty.
0:28.4	Search Smarty Mobile.
0:31.2	Oh, if you and I were married, then we have a right to certain things that we share or that are...
0:36.4	Absolutely.
0:37.1	I'd get to tell the doctors to pull the plug.
0:41.5	Hopefully you'd shed a tear over that, Kira.
0:45.1	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:54.2	I'm Kira.
0:55.2	And my name is Griff.
0:56.4	And we are celebrating 50,000 streams today.
1:00.8	We're so excited.
1:02.4	Maybe the editors can put some claps behind that.
1:04.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah, just 50,000 claps, add them one at a time.
1:09.1	We're so stoked.
1:10.2	Thank you for listening. We still think of this as
1:12.3	very much like a secret podcast that nobody knows about. And we're like, don't tell anybody about
1:17.2	like our teeny tiny secret podcast. But there are, there are many of you and we love you.
1:23.0	Yes. Thank you for listening. Keep sharing us. We want to see it grow, obviously. But yeah,
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