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Everybody wins, everybody gets a trophy, no one is a loser.

Let's hand out some participation trophies. You can take your trophy and show it straight up here. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to Participation Trophies. A true crime comedy podcast brought to you by the fine folks at Fox Across America. You know me, Jimmy Fela. I'm your host. You know this week's guest, a repeat offender on the show. Writer, actor, painter, Dean Imperial. Hey, man. Hey, man, what's up? Great. I just want to remind everybody to smash the subscribe button and check us out on the gram. I mentioned the gram. Shouldn't the Instagram be called? This is what I'd look like if I were good looking. Yeah. Yeah, no, totally. Yeah. Nobody puts a, who's going to put a bad photo of themselves off? No, no, nobody, but this is the other thing. So I was on, I was leaving the city on the train the other day. And the person in front of me on the train took a picture of themselves. And then I watched them through the seat, which is creepy. I'll admit to this, but I don't feel like it's as creepy as what they were doing she put about 37 filters on

this picture by the time it posts like nobody looks like anything like they look on the internet

oh I lost you there you all the angle because you control the angle you can see yourself yes that's like you're and the selfie is great, you know. Oh, I lost you. There you are. You control the angle. Because you control the angle. You can see yourself. Yes. So that's why people are on the selfie. Yeah, you get that. You know, you know the level of fraud you're dealing with when you take a picture with someone and they start proposing camera angles. Yeah. Not, it's got to be high.

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