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And now, Fox Across America separates the winners from the losers.

Everybody wins, everybody gets a trophy. No one is a loser.

Let's hand out some participation trophies.

You can take your trophy and show it straight up.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to participation trophies, a true crime comedy show hosted by the fine folks at Fox Across America.

I am, of course, your host, Jimmy Falla.

My guest this week, the crowd is fired up for this guy. He is a fantastic stand-up comic,

a dear friend, someone I wanted to have in studio, but we couldn't, and it has nothing to do with

coronavirus. It's just that Fox was afraid I'd get a contact high from all the weed this guy imbibes.

Kenny Krantz is here.

Hey, Kenny, what's happening, man?

What's going on, Jimmy?

Thanks for having me.

Of course, it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

What is the Kenny Krant's weed quotient like at this hour?

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