And now, Fox Across America separates the winners from the losers.

Everybody wins. Everybody gets a trophy. No one is a loser.

Let's hand out some participation trophies.

You can take your trophy and show it straight up.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to participation trophies, the show where losers become winners and winners become punchlines.

We talk about a lot of stupid crime stories on this here program, but just to be clear, we're not putting down criminals.

And to prove that point, today's guest is someone who fantasizes about murder all the time.

She is my wife, Jenny Phala.

Hey, Jenny.

Hi.

Hello.

Can you confirm that you fantasize about murder?

I just want to get you on record in case I go missing.

You would be the suspect.

Not often, but there have been moments. Jenny Fail and I have been married 15 years, right?

15, great. Coming up on 15 years. And it is very interesting because when you first marry a person,

you do have that internal debate. Like, is this the kind of person I want to have kids with? And of course, 15 years in, it's, is this the kind of person that would kill me in my sleep? And the answer is yes, both times. Yeah, you were great to have kids with. And yes,

that insurance money's looking sweeter and sweeter. Only so many Fox Across America episode you can muscle through.

Like, I'm going to jump off this train and take some money with me.

I dig it.

I get it.

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