You know, look, I don't need you guys to be fans of the Reds. I just need to know that...

What you're hearing right now is a press conference this week with the manager of the Cincinnati Reds baseball team.

Now, we normally wouldn't play you any audio... of the Cincinnati Reds baseball team.

Now we normally wouldn't play you any audio of a press conference,

especially with the manager of the Cincinnati Reds baseball team.

It's usually going to be pretty boring.

But this happened. And I can do that.

But I've been as candid as I can be about this team and our players,

and we've got to deal with this.

Every team that we can play has to know every guy that's here and what they can and can't do me

It's a disgrace

In this press conference he ended up dropping the F bomb 77 times.

Yeah people counted 77 F bombs in one press conference.

Now we actually happen to enjoy listening to that but you know some people might not have maybe he wished that he had

Alternatives to make it a little less repetitive and is part of our ongoing effort to help every major league baseball team.

We want to give him a few more options.

So Jillian, do you want to give that a go?

Hello.

So Jillian is going to redo the press conference with some alternative.

Fart me is a farting disgrace.

It's flat-packed furnitureing horse chamu. You've got to watch this flannel

shirt, I've got a fajita sizzling read on that Finnish tweet on our own people here that we don't

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