4 • 619 Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2018
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi and welcome once again to history tweeves. I am Tim. Welcome to the podcast where we take a lighthearted look at the dark side of history. Today we have a very dark story. Not sure how funny this will be. Because we're a comedy podcast and we like to do |
0:24.0 | well karen barnes dear are one of our favorite listeners uh suggested this and it was so bizarre |
0:32.0 | that yeah i want to do it but it kind of goes against kind of our standards because we usually do we don't have no |
0:39.5 | god damn standards no we do remember we decided we weren't going to do kids anymore we weren't |
0:43.6 | going to do yeah i know it i was part of my contract we put that in my contract look maria simmer down |
0:48.3 | for a second and i'm just telling you i don't even know why i'm here and we we don't like to do |
0:53.5 | recent but this this is kind |
0:55.9 | this happened well i guess it's not so much recent anymore it's 2003 but i mean usually we like |
1:01.7 | to do old ones where people were already dead and somehow it i i feel better about myself making |
1:07.0 | fun of dead people i'm certainly glad glad. But that's what's important. |
1:16.4 | But this is dark. So this is going to, this is be one where we'll, uh, listener discretion is advice. It's called I of the beholder. If you listen to him right now, if you subscribe, |
1:21.4 | when I haven't got to that part. You got no goddamn discretion anyway, so. |
1:26.9 | Okay. The topic is, i of the beholder convicted murderer |
1:31.7 | andre thomas andre thomas man this dude was five he's fucked up he's still alive um |
1:39.6 | that's it are you going to warn the people this is pretty an adult podcast? Yeah. Good point, Chuck. We use some goddamn language in here that you might not like. If you don't like it, go find fucking go listen to Barney or do something. Barney. Barney, the purple dinosaur. Get veggie tails, motherfucker. This ain't for you. If it ain't for you, fuck you. You know what? I'm tired of the criticism all the time, Timmy. I'm tired. You can introduce the devil over here. Can I introduce the podcast? Well, first you got to introduce the devil. And I'm a little tired of the way they should. I'm a little tired of the way you're just taking control everything to me aren't you |
2:18.8 | devil oh my god first of all timmy's homicidal so i'm just gonna let it go for now i've had two coke |
2:25.9 | zeros today i see that i'm on my fifth cup of coffee so yeah i was at lunch and i had like four |
2:33.5 | cogs and the guy came over he said would |
2:35.5 | like a refill and I'd better not I'd like to sleep sometime I was just down in my office |
2:40.9 | masticated on my on my wrap doing what massicating to me masticating and chewing I was chewing |
2:49.0 | masticate to chew. |
2:52.2 | I got you. |
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