Please note that by listening to this podcast you are consenting to being shocked,

riled up and quite possibly appalled. But why stop now?

Welcome to Looslips, I'm Lockdown with me, Jody Porter.

And me, Samiramite, we are your weekly dose of honesty giving you a fresh new take on the

stories of the week. Now, as you can guess from this episode's title, Looslips is looking a

little bit different this week. Firstly, we're recording for that home. We're going to make

these lockdown episodes focus on you, the listeners. The news is all about one big story at the

moment, so we're letting that rust for a little while. But we can't wait to bring you your

brilliant stories of the week. Let's kick it off with extra lip-aid, the bonus episode that's

all about you. How are you finding recording the podcast from your home? Well,

technology, bro. Technology, as you know, I thought I've got the best one in the world, it turns out

that my, it's just like, obviously, is broke. I've dropped it a few times, but I think that's

the best. Have you got a cracked screen? Yeah, cracked all the way. Same, say, why have I changed it?

Broken, but I've got a glass screen, so maybe when I take the screen off, it actually might not be my

my screen, my phone, it hopefully is just my screen. I just chipped my nail, I'm actually

resided that because I just tried to see if my screen was cracked. Damn it.

How have you been dealing in lockdown? Oh my god, sorry, I just, oh my god, I hate, so I just have

to say this. I just got a message from my friends saying, why did you put a naked pick on your

Instagram story? I don't know. I'm just going to send you through. Oh my god. Have you just

reached out massively? I just was like, what the fuck? I got this sent to me today and I was

going to send it you and I forgot and it had an instant sweat patches just then. Oh my god, I've

lost my way a little bit. It happened to me this morning, I had to feel like, are you joking?

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