You're ready to get this show started. Come on. Well, it's time. It's time, baby. He first got his fame on the Secret Cabal Gaming Podcast.

And now for the first time on stage in Las Vegas, the true king of comedy.

Please welcome Steve Spang!

All right. Well, hey, I'm excited to be here. I know you guys are too. That's why you're here.

But this is Vegas, right? I got bad news for you. The board gamers are here. But don't worry. They'll only be here until the pizza rolls run out.

Every year when this gamma convention rolls in, Vegas makes a few minor adjustments. For one thing, they close down on the blackjack tables, because they know nobody's going to be hitting on anything here, right?

Yeah.

Speaking of changes, security is really tight at the Gamma Convention.

I mean, even if you're a presenter there, you're still going to be groped, you're going to be patted down,, you're gonna be frisked. And that's just by

Dan Yarrington. Oh! Oh! The police, man, they're staying real busy too. It's crazy. All night

partying, arrests. And I saw naked people streaking through the hotel lobby and I was just bonacore

So you know it's a tough week to be a cop in Vegas

So I'm at the convention I'm having a good time I started getting a little hungry saw I was surprised how lousy the food was there

I mean I know it's Vegas and all, but after eating lunch there, I spent

the rest of the day shooting craps. And I'm not talking about the dice game.

But speaking of craps, Vegas is the gambling capital of the world. I gotta say, you got better

odds of rolling an 11 than you do, I'm beating the mission

than X-Con.

Ah, yeah, X-com, man, don't get me started.

That's a tough game.

It's really unforgiving.

I played it so much, I just feel like Pavlov's dog, you know?

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