Welcome to the Andy Staples show. It is a special Dear Andy Edition.

Ari Bachelor party this weekend. Don't know when we're getting him back exactly, but it's coming fairly soon.

We think if we didn't lose him to Vegas and he's got to get married very soon.

So he better not be lost for long, at least.

But I do know he's coming back because he texted me on Sunday and he said this.

Someone told me a math riddle I want to tell people on the podcast while I was drunk that absolutely

blew my mind. Now, I don't think it's that hard to blow the mind of a drunk, Ari. I'm not sure

it's that hard to blow the mind of a sober Ari. So I'm not sure how we're all going to feel about

this riddle. Well, we feel like it's at

mind-blowing, but we're going to let Ari have his time. He will have the stage. We're also

going to talk a little bit about the most important players on some of the biggest teams in college

football. That's something Ari had brought up last week, and I thought was a great idea. So we're

going to get to that this week on the show. Also this week, we rank in the SEC jobs.

We got the Big 12 last week. I know we did it last year, but the lineups have changed. And if you're

coaching in the SEC or the Big 12 this year, there's a very good chance you're going to coach

in the New Look versions of those leagues in a few years. So where to Texas and Oklahoma stack up? How of our views of the jobs

changed? I think I probably owe Tennessee fans an apology when it comes to the Auburn job,

Tennessee job debate that we had last year. So prepare for me to fall on my sword pretty hard on that one.

And also, we had a lot of discussion on Twitter this weekend about the fry discussion that

was tacked on to our debate about the fish sandwiches.

You know, we had Max Olson eating his first fillet of fish.

I was trying the Arby's fish sandwiches.

...