Hey, Story Pirates podcast listeners, Lee here.

Have you ever seen one of those guys that seem like they work out a lot?

Well, today's story is about that kind of guy, and the revenge taken upon him by the inanimate

objects that like him the least, gym equipment.

Grownups, guess what?

Until our new season debuts, you can get twice as many new stories

on your feed by subscribing to Story Pirates Creator Club. Plus, subscribers get the ad-free

version of the show, and premium members even get to participate in a quarterly video meetup

with Lee and Peter, where we create a brand new story together for the podcast.

But most of all,

Creator Club members help us support the cost of the show

so we can keep bringing it to you every week.

If you're already a Creator Club member,

thank you so much.

And if you want to join,

you can do so by visiting Storypirates.com slash creator club or by subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

Today's brand new story and a special message about the upcoming season coming up after a few more words for the grownups.

Ha! for the grown-ups. I'm very different from everybody. Confusion is the step for curiosity.

Okay, that's a really funny idea. We have to send

that in. I just get some joy when I hear other people giggling. I believe all the things in my story.

Human beings are just able to create. The solely pirates.

Welcome back to the story pirates podcast.

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