Exactly Five Minutes: Blue Collar Bruschetta (FREE PREVIEW)

Circling Back

Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Yep — it's Exactly Five Minutes where we break down randomly selected listener-submitted prompts for exactly (you guessed it) five minutes. This week's prompts were as follows:

If you opened a weed dispensary, what would you call it?
You have to leave the US for five years — where are you going?
Who would headline three nights of your ideal music festival? The catch is that none of the headliners are currently living.
What could've saved Grandex? Like actually saved it.
What did you think were the sickest shoes growing up?
Stan, Mute, Cancel: elementary school, middle school, high school
We did the ideal PBJ. What's the ideal breakfast sandwich?
What blue collar job would you actually (maybe) be good at?
If you could place one item on Mars to confuse NASA, what would it be?

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0:00.0	All right. We're back a little bit. This is a preview for exactly five minutes, podcasts
0:10.1	on Patreon, patreon.com slash strictly and back podcast where we take listeners submitted
0:15.3	prompts, select them at random one through 75 and talk about them for exactly five minutes
0:21.6	each. I think I had the most fun putting together our headliners for our music festival
0:28.2	made up of only dead musicians. I think my favorite part was when we talked about blue
0:32.7	collar jobs that we would do and then Dylan described the whitest white girl breakfast sandwich
0:37.9	of all time right after different different prompts. By the way, those were not together sprouts.
0:43.1	He said, I'll fuck up a sprout on a breakfast sandwich. Yeah, it was a good show. We closed
0:48.0	out on a banger, but we had got to relive some trauma from middle school talking elementary
0:53.6	school versus high school versus middle school. It was a good time. Here's one of the five
0:57.2	minutes segments we did. Please enjoy and head over to the description of this episode
1:02.4	to click on the link and head over to patreon. Bye bye.
1:10.4	I walked out. It's not a good Johnny can. We jumped out. This one's excited. Whoa, 16.
1:18.0	Always 16 in your hometowns. What I say, you have to leave the US for five years right now
1:23.0	where are you going? What are you going to do in Italy?
1:29.0	I'd like to stay in one place. Yeah. Yeah, you have to move to a different country for five
1:33.2	years right now. Like I'm getting a job and all that stuff. Yes, no, you're just going to be
1:38.1	living. Yeah, you have to get a fucking job. I have to get a job. Yeah, you're going to
1:45.6	work. Don't make me work. I'm going to tell you vacation for five years. You cut off my
1:50.8	drinks. Yeah, you need a fucking job, dude. How you going to support yourself for five years?
1:53.6	It's seen like a pretty good bed. It's like a pretty normal question. Did it not, Randy?
1:58.0	Oh, you need a job. Oh, okay. Oh, the pup baby needs to drop. Yeah. You got to put on your
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