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Story Pirates

Evil Cockroach Nation/The Guy (feat. Ben Sinclair)

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.517.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2018

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

The unthinkable happens when Lee runs out of his favorite drinkable yogurt, kefir. Thankfully, Poseidon and his lesser-known kid brother Greg (Ben Sinclair) show up to lend a hand. This weeks episode features two new stories written by kids, "Evil Cockroach Nation," the shocking tale of a girl who defeats disgusting bugs and becomes a gazillionaire, written by a 4th grader from Wisconsin named Cora, and "The Guy," an old school hip hop jam about a stick figure who looooves potato chips, written by a 5th grader from California named Peer. ------------------ All 8 Unicorns is now a CARTOON! Check out StoryPirates.com/Cartoons to see it! ------------------ Parents, don't forget to subscribe/rate/review the show, and tell a friend about it too! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

Peter...

0:04.0

Peter...

0:06.0

My dear Peter...

0:08.0

Lear, you okay? You look terrible.

0:10.0

No, Peter, I am sick.

0:12.0

I am so very sick.

0:14.0

A plague has fallen upon me.

0:17.0

Yeah, you look truly awful.

0:19.0

So pale, sweaty, exhausted?

0:21.0

Never has my body known such sorrow.

0:25.0

Well, let me feel your head.

0:27.0

Huh, you actually feel totally fine.

0:29.0

Sickness is not a body.

0:32.0

You just fag was.

0:34.0

I have run out of keeper.

0:38.0

Yes, keeper.

0:40.0

The drink of a yogurt!

0:43.0

What?

0:44.0

Leave, that's not a sickness.

0:45.0

I know, I was just being dramatic.

0:47.0

Oh, well, well, you're a good actor.

0:49.0

You know, solidly good.

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