Hey everybody good news my new book drops today everything reminds me of

something advice answers but no apologies you can get the hard cover and the

audio book available as we speak and get on Amazon or go down corolla.com and just

because you're loyal fans I am going to play you a chapter from the audiobook exclusively on the Adam Corolla show.

So enjoy this little palette cleanser, whistle wetter.

Either way, thanks for the support.

Introduction.

Welcome to your readers to my sixth book. If you had told me in 2010 when I wrote in

50 years will all be chicks and other complaints from an angry middle-aged white guy that

I'd crank out five more volumes of said complaints.

I wouldn't have believed you.

So thanks.

This one's going to be a bit different.

I'm going back to basics.

The great Jimmy Kimmel create an idea for my stage show.

Having audience members write one word on a ping pong ball for me to riff on. They would then shoot those ping-pong balls out of the

vaginas at me on stage. When Jimmy sobered up, we decided it would be cleaner,

literally and figuratively, if we just put those ping pong balls into a bingo hopper

and pulled them out at random for me to pontificate on. The name of the show was unprepared, and I performed it along with some of the more prepared

stand-up comedy throughout the country.

At my core, I'm an improviser.

I flamed out of the groundlings, the famous improv troop in Los Angeles, it gave us greats like

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