Everything Can Still Be Explained With Sports Analogies - ASK US ANYTHING

Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

Nikki Limo, Steve Greene & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Education

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's classic episode of STDTY, Nikki and Steve explain every single one of life's problems with a sports analogy. In a dizzying array of examples, they prove that if you can't solve a problem by discussing the minutiae of Peyton Manning's and Andrew Luck's football careers, you might as well end your podcast because you're an utter failure. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://kittensandcoffee.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
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0:40.7	it's disappointing it's disappointing that you don't think we're good at telling you what things
0:45.0	we try we try really hard to tell you to buy what we tell you to buy it just buy it okay
0:51.7	motherfucker hello welcome back to should they don't tell you.
0:58.2	I'm Nikki Limo.
0:59.3	Hello, everybody.
1:00.3	It's Iceman checking in.
1:02.1	Chickadee checking in.
1:04.7	So, hold on one second.
1:07.6	Ugh.
1:08.3	Ugh.
1:09.1	Ew.
1:10.0	Yeah.
1:10.3	Remember when we didn't have to do this, like the whole like running all the equipment stuff? At home studio. Remember when Mark actually did things? Yeah. Fucking Mark. What did he do though? And now we found out he did a lot. He actually did a lot. Wow. I was like, wow. That's impressive. I was like, wow. I used to spit on Mark and hate on Mark and tell Mark, what do you even do here, huh?
1:31.3	But now we appreciate it.
1:32.2	Mark, can you cut the part where we said we appreciate you though?
1:34.5	Yeah, please cut that.
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