Hey guys, I'm Emma Choi and welcome to everyone and their mom from Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

This week we're talking about vices you just can't quit with Weight Weight Pandalist,

comedian, and someone who seems like he knows his way around an abacus.

It's Alzo Slade.

Hi Alzo.

What's cracking him up good to be back on with you?

How you been?

Oh I've been good and can't, I mean do you not work an abacus so good?

I'm old man, the back in the day we had an abacus.

In school we had several abacai.

This week's story is really fun.

A man in China read an entire marathon while chain smoking.

I heard about this guy.

So we can all agree that running a marathon is like kind of an objectively insane thing

to do, right?

But you're running 26.2 miles just to end up in the same place.

You know, I mean at least make the destination somewhere fun, like great wolf lodge.

You get a medal and you get one of those aluminum foil looking blankets that fire me.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I guess the reason for running a marathon is personal achievement, personal edification,

a sense of accomplishment, mind over matter, because I can imagine you're in mile like

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