Everyone Can Be Bossman

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

First order of business: Ryan selects a new CEO for college football

Second order of business: What is the ideal name for each position player in football?

Lots of announcements in this one, helpfully collected for you in the podcast business section right smack in the middle of the episode

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Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure

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Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You know, it might be okay.
0:01.2	Or maybe we should embrace as a warm weather depression activity batting cage.
0:10.0	What are you doing?
0:11.7	Like, you can do it by yourself.
0:13.7	You have to do it by yourself.
0:15.0	You can go as a group, but like the activity itself is inherently solo.
0:20.4	Yeah.
0:21.0	You get to work out some frustration and aggression in a safe and controlled environment.
0:25.7	Yeah.
0:26.0	And you can pretend it's exercise.
0:28.6	If we can pretend golf is exercise, we can super pretend batting cage's exercise.
0:33.1	Yes, Holly.
0:33.7	Can I upgrade you slightly from there, albeit'll be it in a high risk fashion.
0:38.9	Yeah.
0:40.1	Therapist operating entirely out of top golf.
0:43.9	I think this person's a future billionaire.
0:46.0	The little bays are kind of like set up for that.
0:47.9	You're ready.
0:51.1	Let's examine that feeling.
0:52.9	Now, also the green disc, you need to go ahead. That's worth triple points. That's worth that feeling. Now, also, the green disc, you need to go ahead.
0:56.3	That's where triple point.
0:58.1	Seltzer gun.
	...

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