Everyone Can Be Bossman
Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2025
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
- First order of business: Ryan selects a new CEO for college football
- Second order of business: What is the ideal name for each position player in football?
- Lots of announcements in this one, helpfully collected for you in the podcast business section right smack in the middle of the episode
- Help us run up the score on intrepid reader Emily’s fundraiser for Georgia STOMP: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/georgia-stomp-inc/emily-brand-0
- RSVP for the June 28th Charity Bowl celebration in Ann Arbor at pizzawestern.com
- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
- Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You know, it might be okay. |
| 0:01.2 | Or maybe we should embrace as a warm weather depression activity batting cage. |
| 0:10.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:11.7 | Like, you can do it by yourself. |
| 0:13.7 | You have to do it by yourself. |
| 0:15.0 | You can go as a group, but like the activity itself is inherently solo. |
| 0:20.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.0 | You get to work out some frustration and aggression in a safe and controlled environment. |
| 0:25.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.0 | And you can pretend it's exercise. |
| 0:28.6 | If we can pretend golf is exercise, we can super pretend batting cage's exercise. |
| 0:33.1 | Yes, Holly. |
| 0:33.7 | Can I upgrade you slightly from there, albeit'll be it in a high risk fashion. |
| 0:38.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.1 | Therapist operating entirely out of top golf. |
| 0:43.9 | I think this person's a future billionaire. |
| 0:46.0 | The little bays are kind of like set up for that. |
| 0:47.9 | You're ready. |
| 0:51.1 | Let's examine that feeling. |
| 0:52.9 | Now, also the green disc, you need to go ahead. That's worth triple points. That's worth that feeling. Now, also, the green disc, you need to go ahead. |
| 0:56.3 | That's where triple point. |
| 0:58.1 | Seltzer gun. |
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