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"Every Year Santa Left Me a Strange List of Rules" Creepypasta

CreepsMcPasta Creepypasta Radio

Creeps McPasta

True Crime, Fiction, Drama

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Here's something I wrote for a little Christmas horror special. Enjoy!
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Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Why are you listening to this podcast?

0:02.0

When there are puddles to be jumped in?

0:05.0

Come on, let's get outside and take on autumn.

0:09.0

All the need is a pair of wellies in the pot of petit for lo!

0:14.0

It's made with calcium and put him in dee for immune support.

0:18.6

My mom says healthy mischief needs healthy bones.

0:23.0

And she knows best most of the time.

0:27.0

Take on Autumn with Patty for Loom.

0:30.0

At M&M we sell big brands at low prices.

0:33.0

Our clothes and footwear are always up to 65% less.

0:37.0

And so are our radio ads.

0:39.0

So here's some Calypso music to fill the time. M&M, M&M, big brands, low prices, always up to 65% less than RRP.

1:02.0

As a kid, the one thing I was look forward to each year was writing to Santa.

1:07.0

I'm sure many people follow this same tradition and it's probably still done today.

1:12.0

The only difference with me is that he used to write back.

1:17.6

My parents encouraged me to write my first letter when I was 8. In hindsight, I figured my parents just didn't know what to buy me and would use this as an excuse to know what I wanted.

1:28.0

How would they know that I wanted a specific U-Gio Dole disk to match my friend Zach, we could pretend it'd be like the characters in the show,

1:35.1

unbeknownst to the fact that those things were an absolute finger trap, catching skin every time

1:39.2

you snapped it open, and that they absolutely wrecked your cards.

1:43.0

If they were to just ask, it would give away the surprise.

1:47.0

So instead, they would give me a Christmassy piece of paper

1:50.0

and a week to think of a nice message, along with some ideas of what I wanted.

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