Hello and welcome to the Spanish football podcast. I'm Alex Kirkland, Sid Lois with me.

No kid tro today. Sid, we couldn't find a time that both you and kid tro were available

today. So as we record, kid tro is on a train.

It is very much like what Diego Simioni said yesterday in the press conference, only not

like that because it's gone the wrong way. Simioni said yesterday and I really love this

comment because I have no idea what he's trying to say. Every time a door opens, a window

opens too. We couldn't get our window and doors to open at the same time.

I don't know how I saw that quote. That's just not true. I can tell you in my life, I can't

tell you how many times I've opened a door and a window has not simultaneously opened,

almost every time in fact. Yeah. In fact, you'd be worried if just by opening your door,

your window. I'd be questioning the integrity of your windows, wouldn't you? It was a good

one from Simioni, who every now and then does come out with a brilliant sort of idiom

that you've never heard before. Sid, it was quite a weekend in La Liga, wasn't it?

It certainly was. For me, the best way of explaining it, obviously look, it was big at the top

as well, but I really like that battle at the bottom and the best way of explaining it

from my point of view in terms of the closeness of that battle at the bottom is time. You know

how I'd love to count time out. Yes. At five o'clock yesterday, Sevilla was 19th. By 545,

they were 13th. It's a hell of a leap in less time than it takes to play half a match of football.

That is fantastic. Let's run through the results from match day 25 before talking about some of

these games in some more detail. The match they kicked off on Friday with Cadet II,

Hetafe II, to describe this game as contentious would be an understatement, I think, Sid. Ennis

Urnell equalising with a penalty for Hetafe. Now, when I tell you that he scored in the

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