Every City has Fresh Bread (Live from San Francisco!)
Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
The wonderful Carnie Asada welcomes us to the city by the bay as we kick off the first stop of Lovett Or Leave It: The Errors Tour at San Francisco’s Palace of Fine Arts. Mayor London Breed walks us through the current state of SF. Adam Savage helps us demystify myths both queer and platonic. An old-timey prospector (Chris Fleming) convinces us there’s crypto in them there hills. Emily Van Dyke and Marcus Williams help Lovett find a unicorn, and not the one you think. Unless you’re thinking of the other two meanings as well, in which case… it was the one you’re thinking of. And we close out the show with a spin of the Rant Wheel as Karl the fog starts to creep back in.
Special Thanks to the Palace of Fine Arts!
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| 0:00.0 | If you like Love or Leave It, you should check out in case you missed it. |
| 0:02.7 | Slates podcast about internet culture. |
| 0:04.4 | It's a show for people who have a healthy relationship with the internet, |
| 0:07.0 | made by people who really, really don't. |
| 0:09.3 | It's hosted by Slates Rachel Hampton and Candace Lim. |
| 0:11.6 | Twice a week, they explore what's trending at the top of your feeds, |
| 0:14.6 | investigate the ghosts of internet past and help you sound like the smartest |
| 0:18.0 | person in your group chat. |
| 0:19.4 | Episodes drop every Wednesday and Saturday search. |
| 0:21.6 | I see why I'm I wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:24.8 | That's I see why I'm I the podcast that's extremely online. |
| 0:28.5 | So you don't have to be. |
| 0:30.5 | My dear sweet child, I'm a winner. |
| 0:34.6 | That's what I live for to help garbage like yourself. |
| 0:39.8 | Poor trolls with no one else to turn to. |
| 0:48.0 | I'm in the past. |
| 0:49.1 | I've been a grifter. |
| 0:50.9 | They weren't kidding when they called me well a crook, |
| 0:54.1 | but you'll find the nowadays I've leaned into my ways. |
| 0:57.7 | Feel country clubatham with the dogs I took allegedly and unfortunately I'm |
| 1:04.3 | running for office. |
| 1:06.3 | We'll see if they elect me from a jail and your voter please don't cry when I'm caught |
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