Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. You know it. It's a little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a group to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, A.F.Oley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootty's in a new edition. She's having some trouble with her CPAT machine.

Okay.

Keeps giving her a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootty's in a new edition. She's having some trouble with her CPAT machine. Okay. Keeps giving her a red mark on her nose. Uh-huh. And apparently, lines under her eyes. I can see the straps. Those strap marks are all over, you dog. That's not about me? That's crazy. You think that sweater's going to disguise the fucking, it looks like you're playing football, middle linebacker or something.

God damn, dude.

I got to stop wearing my punters in helmet.

Holy shit.

I had to make my own strap because my shit's all busted.

It's got duct tape on it and I took a bandana or a headband and I made my own strap which I think if I

What do you literally was your apartment in a post apocalyptic world go buy new gear what do we

Do it takes it's a pain in the ass to get this stuff I got a guy on 71st Street I got to go up there

Take a look around and see what he's got and Tony got kicked out of the Rockettes last. They threw a kick and she thought they were making a move on her. Fuck, I should have went with that. My coes is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He's a small, he's a successful, small business owner.

So are you.

I know, but you.

For the listener, earlier today,

Philo goes, explain it to me like I've never been on the internet.

That's also a successful business.

I don't know blogs.

I know blobs. The movie. Ah. Which I never saw. Metallica. Metallica. Okay. All right. We're losing a rosy. Smell the... Kevin James Ryan is here today with this, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to the motherfucking homies, dog. And the bozos. I thought this was patron. I was. About the Soul Sisters. And the Soul, gang. Shout out to the motherfucking homies dog and the bozos.

I thought this was patron. What about the soul sisters? And the soul sisters. Stop it. That's for Patreon. Don't be giving out the goods. Well, I want to get them to sign up. Easy, don't. Come be a soul sister. Let them find it on her own. Gang, shout out. Please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube.

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