Eve Online's Judgement Day

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🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Eve Online (stylised EVE Online) is a space-based, persistent world massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) developed and published by CCP Games. Players of Eve Online can participate in a number of in-game professions and activities, including mining, piracy, manufacturing, trading, exploration, and combat (both player versus environment and player versus player). The game contains a total of 7,800 star systems that can be visited by players. In 2009, a player alliance known as Goonswarm was contacted by a disgruntled director of rival alliance Band of Brothers, one of the largest alliances in the game at that time. The defecting director then stripped Band of Brothers of a large quantity of assets including ships, money and territory, and disbanded the alliance.

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0:00.0	Okay, but why would the movie mention they need a virgin if him fucking doesn't come into it?
0:06.0	Dude, it's just a lie. You thought the children's movie Hocus Pocus didn't have enough fucking in it?
0:10.8	Right, when you phrase it like that, it sounds weird. Yeah.
0:14.8	Okay, what about the rubber masks? Just load them in with the costumes.
0:18.7	Alright, yep.
0:19.6	Hey, hey, guess what's with all this stuff?
0:21.5	Oh, like you don't know.
0:23.3	Yeah, yeah, don't even talk to him.
0:25.2	Eli, that's what they want. Alright, just ignore.
0:28.0	What's what we want? Oh, so you guys just happened to do an episode about a big internet espionage,
0:34.4	the exact same week that me and Tom's plot against the dollop is about to go down.
0:39.3	Yeah, what a coincidence. He make me sick.
0:43.6	Eli, what do I do with the balloons?
0:45.3	The ones filled with pee or heroin?
0:47.1	Yeah, both. I what?
0:49.3	Bio waste and then the carton that says Afghanistan. Got it. Okay, guys, whatever your planning,
0:54.8	we really didn't know about it. I promise. Yeah, no, he's just found a really interesting
0:59.4	story of internet culture and wanted to talk about it. You you did. Yeah, man.
1:05.4	100% man. Yes. Damn. Well, Tom, is it still too late to get that try guy his marriage back?
1:13.1	Oh, yeah. Way too late. No. Did he?
1:18.5	Not yet, but you know, he might. He might. Yeah, sure.
1:22.8	Right. This show comes on in a delay. I really hope that joke flies.
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