Evans Diabolical Prank on CJ, Who Really STOLE Micahs 3 Wheeler, & Our Thoughts on Redneck Culture
Life Wide Open with CboysTV
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🗓️ 25 March 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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In today's episode we recap our WILD trip to Texas to Rednecks with Paychecks, The Redneck capital of America. We reminisce on what we saw (and what we wish we didnt see), and how great the people are. We tell the full story of what Evan got in to at the event and how we kept him out of a fight. Once we finally get headed home, Ryan and Ken get some special Delta treatment, and the store thats going out of business in our town.
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| 0:00.0 | You should have just let me get knocked out. It would have been easier to take me home. |
| 0:03.6 | Being the stone cold sober the whole time, you really got to see a lot of naughty stuff. |
| 0:08.3 | When I lost my scrambler, someone just brought it back and left it where the rest of our stuff was. |
| 0:13.5 | That's how good these people are. |
| 0:15.5 | My worst fear is being in a plane crash, but if you could crawl out of that upside-down plane. Ken, can you throw me the water bottle that's on the floor? How many bottles do you agree to drink a day? So many do. Less than we waste. That's true, too. That's true, but I just wish we'd all get, like, like, water bottles, but I get the convenience. What we need is some kind of water fountain type of thing. Just the sink doesn't seem or not the sink. The fridge takes too long. It's not clean, dude. We have rusty water. What we need is like an actual like, I don't know what they're called. Yeah, either that, but then you're still going to be flying through them or just some kind of like system, system. It might cost $1,000 or maybe more. I don't know how much it costs where it, it like filters the water, he makes it clean, and then you just get cold. Yeah, that, yeah. And we can put fruit punch in it. That'd be nice. Reverse osmosis fruit punch. Maybe beer. Yes, a water fountain with beer. |
| 1:11.2 | I mean, I drink it. |
| 1:12.6 | You imagine just walking up to the wall and just... |
| 1:15.0 | It's almost like a keg. |
| 1:16.5 | There were some celebrity that's got a fruit punch. |
| 1:19.3 | Yeah, Fruit Punch Water Fountain. |
| 1:20.6 | Well, that's originally from Mr. Deeds. |
| 1:22.5 | Great movie. |
| 1:22.7 | Oh, really? |
| 1:23.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:24.3 | Great movie. |
| 1:25.3 | Deal like an artist. |
| 1:26.1 | That's Fruit Punch. |
| 2:01.0 | Yeah, I've been thinking about it. I used to do the water. We used to have the water jug, you know, like that were the water cooler. At the very first shop. That everybody would stand around. But I was the one who had to go fill it. Bro, we'd go through fucking three of those jugs a week. and so like like, then you load them all up, and you drive into Walmart, and then you put them in two different carts because you can only fit like two in a cart. And then you push both your carts over to the water jug, stand there while they fill for a little bit. We'd have to have the Colligan man come and do that. Yeah, unless we got just, like, a vending machine around here or something. It cut down our water consumption, that's what sure. We actually just got one in the merch bay, merch barn. Really? I don't know who set it up, but your price gouging over there on your workers. Can't pay for their stuff? Money Mike started the business. Money Mike's vending machines. That's actually a good business you could get into, Mike. It would. Again, time would be an issue, but. |
| 2:37.6 | Money. No, I love the idea of, like, curating the vending machine, too. Like, he's like, what do you guys want in the vending machine in the merch bay? Like, we can do white monsters. We could do my own new code red. Oh, you set it up. That's pretty sweet, though. That is cool. It's just fun that it's not like, yeah, |
| 2:50.8 | here's the, here's the standard lineup in some freaking, they got eggs, some Pepsi. So this is money like, hard boiled eggs. So this is money like, many machine then. Yeah. You bought it? No, I wish. That'd be awesome. I should have. Once I saw that you just set it up. My boy Dave was like, do you want a vending machine at the merch bay? And I was like, yeah, it makes sense. |
| 2:51.9 | He's like, no skin off your back. |
| 2:53.1 | I'm like, all right. |
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