And when you sit first row, this good amount of leg row.

When you sit fifth row, it's very squished.

And the other thing that almost happened, I almost died because I got up once during this entire game.

And that was to get another bottle of water, early second half.

And I wouldn't miss a play I'd left during one of the TV timeouts.

And as I get up, this giant older gentleman falls.

He just collapses into my arms and this lady's arms next to me.

Is he all right?

I don't know.

And I'm pushing his ass up.

So I'm holding his ass in his legs.

I apologize I was getting hansy.

I was trying to save him.

What was I supposed to do? It was... Was he drunk? He wasn't drunk. So I'm going to paint a better picture here because I got to observe this whole thing. It was one of the most insane things I've ever seen happen to like somebody I was with at a sporting event like Evan. Usually see a fight from this or somebody gets drunk, whatever.

I don't think this guy was drunk.

I think, sadly, he was just very old and overweight.

Evan stood up.

This man, like Evan. Usually see a fight for this or somebody gets drunk, whatever. I don't think this guy was drunk. I think sadly he was just very old and overweight.

Evan stood up.

This man tumbled into the row, and he's lucky that that railing was there.

He pinned Evan against the railing to the point.

I had to wrap my arm around Evan to make sure Evan didn't fall down into rows 4, 3, 2, and 1.

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