Welcome to the Total Soccer Show's Euro 2020 coverage day 19!

It's the one where I try my best not to be insufferable. Let's see how long that lasts.

Bring me my bow of burning gold. Now it lasts. Bring me my arrows of diesel.

I've had enough. Bring me my spear of clouds on fold. Bring me my chariot.

Bring me off the train. Bring me a captive audience for this.

No shall my sword sleep in my hand till we have brought the European Jabbich Ips trophy.

That's a two-relation. England's green and pleasant land.

Yes, England the inventors of the sport, the rightful owners of soccer, the guardians of the beautiful game, have broken their German Wembley curse with a sterling performance that saw off a slightly dreary Deutschland which leaves demand shaft and a bit of a low and without a low quite literally.

It's been 55 years since England have beaten Germany in a tournament 25 years since Gareth Southgate inspired heartache against the Germans in this tournament at Wembley from the penalty spot.

And now Southgate has brought vindication and joy to a nation that's been long suffering although a lot of that suffering is a nation's own fault for doing a Brexit and so on.

But England take my bones. I love you forever more. Also today Sweden your crane played some soccer anyway joining me today as a man who wishes to be serenaded by Ed Sheeran from the room next door just like Mason Moutter England's training HQ G8Q Taylor Rockwell hello.

Oh, that was my favorite anecdote of the day. Not my favorite moment because now it's Ryan Bailey singing. That was a phenomenal introduction, much as I complained throughout it.

And doubly so because I'm pretty sure I could hear Graham Ruffin's teeth, audibly grinding in the background.

You're very welcome Taylor. I didn't sing it as well as Ed Sheeran would have done the story being that he went to the HQ to serenade the players and Mason Moutter had to sit on the other side of the door.

I'm choosing to believe it was a sort of Shakespearean situation Mason Moutter on his balcony Ed Sheeran was down below singing him songs to motivate him to do well and maybe get some tactical instruction in there as well.

Bless him. Bless him. Joining us also today Taylor is a man who admitted that he slept through the dark night movie Joe Lowry explain yourself.

I don't man Ryan you really hung out to drive there I can't I told everyone that in confidence no it's a good movie though all the bad may movies all three of them those are good.

They're good films I have a bad habit of sleeping through all movies I've also slept through parts of the Lord of the Rings as well.

So I don't know what what am I going to do that.

I'm really don't you watch five hours of Sweden against you. So true confession time we didn't talk about this in our pre show meeting if that's what you want to call before we start recording my internet went out for part of the ladder stages of the second half in part of extra time for Sweden Ukraine.

I'm confident in the fact that I missed nothing except for the red card which we've been arguing about for quite some time.

But yeah I miss a lot of things Ryan I miss a lot of things. Well you don't miss on this podcast where you hit the target every time.

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