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Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Euro 2020 Review Show, Day 3, Group C, Group D.

Everything was all right for England, including the left back, who was definitely all right,

and the right back who was left with not much to do.

Meanwhile, we had Pandevamonium in Bucharest, as North Macedonia put up a fight against Austria and Orange, are you glad? That was a bad one. If you watch the action in Amsterdam, where the action between Holland and Ukraine was insane in the membrane. Joining me today, we have a man who is younger than a North Macedonian goal scorer, Mr. Taylor Rockwell. I am. Only just, but I am. I will take that. And I would like to take a moment

to give credit to England's noble heroes who persevered through temperatures approximating the sun,

I believe is what I was led to believe from The Guardian, that it was sweltering and almost

like the atmosphere was on fire.

Revenge is the dish best served at 80 degrees Celsius.

It's Fahrenheit, sorry, Taylor, which is apparently too hot for British people to play soccer

in.

They've clearly never been to Arizona, Joe Lowry.

How are you doing today?

I'm great, Ryan.

And thank you for giving me a chance to also roast British people about the weather. It is 112 degrees here in Phoenix, as we're recording right now, which to me feels like a pretty average summer day. I don't really want to hear it about it being too hot to play in 80 degree weather. Let's be fair to the people in Great Britain. The sun only shines around four days a year, and it happens to be one of the days today, which is why there was a massive shadow on half of the field at Wembley for our viewing pleasure. We have Taylor, we have Joe with us. We also have a man who is from one of the top three nations in the United Kingdom who are competing in this tournament. Graham Rutherland. Hello, Ryan. Yes, we get it. You guys have your sunny climates and your big cars and your drive-through pharmacies and

yeah, okay, we get it.

28 degrees Celsius is a hot day here, especially for Glasgow.

And it wasn't 28 degrees here and we thought it was a hot day.

How much snow did you have today, Graham?

Only in the morning and then by the afternoon it had thud. I can't. Is that a joke? I can't tell

with Graham. No, it didn't snow today. But it wasn't as hot as it was in London. I'll tell you that

much. Right. I apologize for jumping it again. But Graham, can you run through your list of what

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