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Show's Euro 2020 coverage, day five.

It's a big test in Bucharest for Cristiano and the rest, but it went a bit Game of Thrones for the battling Hungary,

who much like the TV show, fell apart towards the end.

Meanwhile, in Munich, Big Ben's tried to turn the clock back as France struck a timely victory over Germany.

Puns over. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, we have a man who can definitely tell us a

difference between Sallai and Salae in the Hungary team. It's Taylor Rockwell.

I can try. I wrote it down a whole bunch of different ways. And I forget who did the previewing of Hungary. I think it might have been Graham. I did consider messaging Graham during the game, but I think I had already sent like four group messages at that point. It felt like a bit too much. So I am hoping that we get to the bottom of that one at some point on this show. Four Silvers on the Portugal team is like some sort of pirate movie going on over there. Crazy stuff. Crazy stuff, Taylor.

Joining us, we have a man who has never, to my knowledge, bitten Paul Popper. It's Graham Rubber. To your knowledge, yeah. I've got some stories for you. Oh, I'd love to hear about those later on. We'll keep the powder dry on that one, Graham. That sounds very interesting. Thank you for joining us today, Graham. And also we have joining us a man who may or may not have parachuted his way into the Allianz Arena today. Joe Lowry, can you confirm? That was me, absolutely. I somehow managed to get back home to Arizona to record this podcast with you guys. That's how committed I am. Well, that jetpack thing on your back was, you know, it must have taken you over the Atlantic ice game.

Sure, sure.

That jet pack thing was... You've filled up with enough gas. Yeah. It almost, it was, that was a very dangerous event, to be honest, because it was it a green peace protestor, I think it was. It was almost funnier because it was Greenpeace. like peace, peace, oh, we're going to smash into the crowd,

take out at least three people.

It could have been so much worse. It could have been so much worse than it was. Let's be honest there. That was a, we avoided a nightmare there. And did it get caught up in the, like, the spider cam thing as well? Yeah. Oh, nothing went right at all. It reminded me, you know, and like, I'm sure you all have had at least one unfortunate incident in your life when you weren't maybe as coordinated as you wanted. And you have to kind of play it off with the laughter of like, ha ha ha, ha, ha, wasn't that funny? And I would love for a skydiver to try to pull that one off after parachuting into a crowd, like breaking the camera line,

almost hitting the fans, and then landing and be like, right? Everybody has a joke. We all enjoy that,

right? Please don't arrest me and take me away forever, but I feel like maybe he did. Yeah,

not quite one you can brush it off and style it out, I would suggest, landing in the middle of the

stadium. But hey, he got the publicity he required.

So bully for him.

All right, gents.

Why don't we get straight to it?

Let's satisfy our appetites.

First hungry pun with Hungary against Portugal.

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