Hello!

Chookech!

Chau and welcome to the the Total Soccer Show,

complimenti at Italia Bastardi.

My name is Ryan Bailey.

I'm putting pineapple on my pizza,

and I'm calling it Calzone from now on.

Joining me today is a man who's proudly wearing his Mrs.

Greelish 69 shirt as we speak. It's Taylor Rockwell. Hello. I mean, I'm kind of frustrated that she beat me to it, that she got to be the first one on global television to rep that one. I thought I was going to unveil it here on the show, but here we are. I mean, yeah, she totally stole your spot there. Right? It was a Man United shirt too, wasn't it?

Or am I mistaken?

Oh, I didn't catch that. It was. Yeah. That wouldn't be surprising. I thought it might actually be yours, Taylor. I'm trying to think of the last name I got on the back of a jersey. It's been a while. It might have been Rooney, and that might have been a gift. but I do love the idea of Mrs. Grealish.

I don't know about the number on that one though.

I just hope she went to the men. It might have been Rooney and that might have been a gift. But I do love the idea of Mrs. Grealish.

I don't know about the number on that one, though. I just hope she went to the Man United Club store. What will it be today, madam? It's going to be Mrs. Greelish and the number 69. Yes, that's right. Please. Hurry, please. I've got a game you get to. I think the only way to do that, especially, is to, like, act as though you don't know.

And be like, no, those are the most important numbers. Like, I like defense, but I like attacks. So I want the kind of combination of a number six with the number nine and just really try to play it off that way, as opposed to just fully owning what was going on there. But I'm glad that we're going this way with it, Ryan.

I'm glad that we're finding some levity to this one for you.

This is the only way I can go to stop myself crying. Also here is a man who is dressed today as neither Super Mario nor a pizza. It's our widening beyond the wall. It's Graham Rudden. Hello, Ryan. How are you? I've had better days, if I'm honest, Graham. Yeah, yeah, I can imagine so, can you, can you

do me, I've got a favour to ask of you, though. Can you let me know when football arrives home?

Because you know how annoying it is when you're waiting for a package that never arrives, and

that is very annoying, so just let me know did you see by the way

Graham at the game there was a big

Scotland flag behind the goal with Schwarzenegger on it

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