Welcome to the Total Soccer Show where today we're going to preview the Euro 2020 final

and we're going to present our best 11s of Euro 2020 and yes if everyone doesn't pick Raheem Sterling

we're going to riot. My name is Ryan Bailey and joining me today is a man who'd never argue about a coin toss with

Georgeo Keelini is Taylor Rockwell.

I never would. I'd be too busy being like hugged and lifted aloft and then sort of

doubting my own level of confidence and then he would have already won. That's how crafty he is,

Ryan. That's how crafty he is. I think he might be the banter king, Taylor. Is he the

banter king? I. Is he the banter

king? I mean, it was not the person that I expected it to be in this tournament, but yes,

he does seem to have won that one. It certainly does play and do other things on the field

with a smile on his face, and it's quite disconcerting. Anyway, the voice you just heard is a man joining us from Glasgow, whose lookalikes include Ruhrie Faria and Jim Jeffries. It's Graham Rumpin. I mean, Jim Jeffries, to me, as a Scottish football fan, means Jim Jeffries, the Scottish football manager who's managed hearts and a number of other clubs up here. And if you googled him, I'm quite glad that you're saying I don't look like him because he's a man who has a bus pass. I'm not saying that. So I will take Jim Jeffries, the comedian. And who was the other one you said? Rooferia. Oh yeah, Rui Friya. Yeah, the Joseph Rino's assistant, which is now your job. He is very... I think he really looks like you very free of properly.

Do you get that one?

I used to get Graham Lassau a while ago.

I could see that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you like antiques?

Graham.

Antiques?

He likes upper class things like antiques and he's sophisticated is Graham Lassau. All right. Is that a well-known thing about him or just an assumption you're making? That's something he used to get mock for in a Chelsea dressing room because they were all like Lagerlouts and he was the guy who liked to read the Teleggerlouts. He's a bit like a Southgate then. That's what they say about Southgate. It's a bit more educated than the Lagerlouts like you.

I think the most important thing we should all take away from this is that Graham Ruffin was definitely unequivocally named after Graham Lassau, and we should just spread that around and let everybody know that.

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