Welcome to the Total Soccer Show's Euro 2020 Calvary, where today we pay tribute to England's

Brave Heroes. Ukraine, where left in Roman ruins as the goals came from Kane, Luke

Shaw caused a strain, Mason Mount used his brain, Raheem Sterling once again brought the

pain. John Stones was a reliable again, Jaden Sancio made his claim, Declan Rice didn't

play in vain, Karl Walker didn't abstain, Harry McWire used that massive slab in front

of his brain, Kieran Trippieche Kane, Jordan Henderson sustained, Calvin Phillips dominated

the terrain, Dominic Calvitt Lewin was in the fast lane, Jude Bellingham was all dain,

and Jordan Pickford gave us no specific reason to complain. Meanwhile in Baku the checks checked

out as their chic stick ran its course and the mighty demo brought home the bacon, could

it be Euro 92 all over again? They'll have to get past the greatest team in the world

first. Joining me today is a man who texted me earlier today to say sorry about the

loss today, Ryan, it's Taylor Rockwell Taylor, how are you sir? I'm doing well, I'm prepared

for what's to come, I wasn't fully prepared for that introduction however, that was majestic,

even if I believe you rhymed again with a gain. Did I? Oh man, I didn't, I didn't, I

said I'm starting once again brought the pain, my mistake, my mistake, I apologize, come

on, I just rhymed every single game involved in that game and that was what you, that was

what you came back. I got to try to keep you level, Ryan, I got to try to keep you level,

you're going to fly too close to the, to the soccer god hubris son and then on wings

of I don't know wax Southgate, I don't know what that would be, I've run out of metaphors

because yours was too good. So, sorry about the loss today, Ryan,

do you think you were texting like that, Mick Littichko or something? Yes, that is

Vladimir Klitschko's first name, little known fact, Ryan Vladimir Klitschko. No, I think

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