Welcome to the Total Soccer Show's Euro 2020 coverage where today we pay tribute to England's brave heroes.

Ukraine were left in Roman ruins as the goals came from Kane.

Luke Shaw caused a strain. Mason Mount used his brain.

Raheem Sterling once again brought the pain

John Stones was reliable again

Jason Sancho made his claim

Declan Rice didn't play in vain

Carl Walker didn't abstain

Harry McGuire used that massive slab

in front of his brain

Kieran Tripayashi Kaine

Jordan Henderson sustained

Calvin Phillips dominated the terrain

Dominic Calvin Lewis was in the fast lane,

Jude Bellingham was ordained, and Jordan Pickford gave us no specific reason to complain.

Meanwhile in Baku, the Czechs checked out as their shik-stick ran its course and the mighty Denmark brought home the bacon.

Could it be Euro 92 all over again? They'll have to get past

the greatest team in the world first. Joining me today is a man who texted me earlier today to say

sorry about the loss today, Ryan. It's Taylor Rockwell. Taylor, how are you, sir? I'm doing well. I'm

prepared for what's to come. I wasn't fully prepared for that introduction, however. That was majestic, even if I believe you rhymed a gain with a gain. Did I? Oh, man. No, I didn't. I didn't. I said, if you were starting once again brought the pain. Oh, my mistake. My mistake. I apologize. Come on. I just rhymed every single England player involved in that game,

and that was what you came back. I got to try to keep you level, Ryan. I got to try to keep you level. You're going to fly too close to the soccer god hubris sun and then on wings of, I don't know, wax, Southgate. I don't know what that would be. I've run out of metaphors because yours was too good. So, sorry about the loss today, Ryan. Did you think you were texting Vladimir Klitschiko or something?

What was that about? Yes. That is Vladimir Klitsko's first name. Little known fact. Ryan, Vladimir

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