Welcome to the Total Soccer Show's European Championships coverage, Day 7.

In Bucharest, we were impressed with Ukraine, who are at their best, but North Macedonia

have failed in their quest to stay in this contest.

In Copenhagen, we discovered the true secret to Roberto Martinez's Belgium strategy.

It's bringing on Kevin de Broiner. And when two

tribes go to war, the Netherlands tend to score against Austria, Austria. Yes, Frankie said relax

as the Dutch turned it up to the max. That lovely tune. Yes, oh my God. That one comes because

we learned on the commentary of this game, Netherlands against Austria, that Frankie DeYoung was named after the 80s pop group Frankie goes to Hollywood. That is mind blowing. Lots of other mind blowing stuff coming on this podcast. My name is Ryan Bailey. And joining me today is the Total Soccer Show equivalent of Kevin DeBroner. We're lost without him. Taylor Rockwell.

Hi, Ryan. I might sound a little muffled. It's because I'm refusing to take my head out of my handsBroner. We're lost without him. Taylor Rockwell. Hi, Ryan.

I might sound a little muffled.

It's because I'm refusing to take my head out of my hands for that introduction.

That was outstanding work by you.

Not just because you just compared me to Kevin DeBriana, who had a ridiculous game,

and I will take that comparison every single time.

Now my ego is confused.

Are you a head in hands because you hated it or loved it so much? Yes. So much negative that it became

impressive and positive. It's basically how that played out. It was both. Wonderful. All right. With us also,

his total soccer shows Valt Vecor, because he had an opportunity to take some shots

at me yesterday, but he didn't take any shots. Graham Rutherman. Oh, I'm just throwing them up for today, Ryan. I am just throwing them up for today. Get them in before things turn sour tomorrow. That's my ethos here. Oh, let's keep it friendly up until that point, Graham. How about that? I'm just joking. You're more of a

of a Pandov because you're just so classy. Very classy, both of you, I'd say. You've got more hair, though. Thankfully, yeah, thankfully, I do. Graham, this feels like a trap. Graham, this feels like a trap. I just need you to know that. He's setting you up. He's being nice. I don't trust it. Yeah, neither die.

The work's going to be done thousands of miles from here, Taylor, in that respect.

I don't have to. Yeah, neither do I. The work's going to be done thousands of miles from here, Taylor, in that respect.

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