Welcome to the Total Soccerty and our

welcome to the Total Soccer show and our Euro 2020 coverage day four.

Scotland's balance sits at zero because the Czechs bounce to victory at Hamden Park.

Slovakia pole-axed Robert Lewandowski and Co in St. Petersburg and Spain bring the pain as they drained the life

force out of anybody who sat through their opener against Sweden. My name is Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, we have a man who has much to say about the loose-fitting jorts worn by

Slovakia's fans. Taylor Rockwell. Hello. It was nice to see the fans in the stand. And then as they kind of lingered on that group of Slokian fans, I did sort of notice. They were all wearing, like, jinko jeans that have been cut off at the shin. It was an interesting approach to fashion, is what I'm saying. I think you've had a classic example of cultural insensitivity here. I hope to tell you, Slovakians are never nudes. So they do tend to wear jeans shorts of varying types. So I hope we can clear that up and we can move on from this. I apologize. I didn't know that. There are dozens of us. So I should have known better. And there were probably dozens of fans there. So yeah, that makes sense. Indeed, there were. Joining Taylor and I, we have a man who's like Alvaro Marata,

because he doesn't need goals to have a good time. It's Joseph Lowry. That's a good thing and

also very true for my own personal soccer career. Ryan, you're spot on. And joining us,

of course, we have a man who has plenty of points, unlike his national team.

I'm sorry, Graham Rutherman.

Ryan, I don't even have the energy. I'm afraid.

Sigh, is all I've got to say, sigh.

I've enjoyed the Scotland teasing up to this point, but now I just feel a bit mean.

Do you need a hug, Graham? I'm sorry.

Yes, I do need a hug, but they're still not legal here, so that'll have to wait as well.

That's just a Scottish thing, not a COVID thing, right?

Yeah, nothing to do with COVID, yeah. In normal times, hugs are not legal in Scotland. Any sort of physical emotion or, yeah, not allowed here.

As we understand from your wedding story with your polite handshake with your spouse.

Yes, indeed.

Well, not many polite handshakes at Handen Park for Scotland who lost 2-0 to the Czech Republic.

To paraphrase, Jamie Vardy, Czech-Shick get banged. Had to say that very carefully, Graham. Let's hear a little bit about your thoughts on the performance, Graham, from Scotland. Obviously, we had two goals from Patrick Schick, who sunk the Scottish team and sunk a lot of their hopes, because a lot was riding on this game, wasn't it?

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