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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Eugenie, Halloween doesn't involve Snow White, love - 2 Nov 15

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2015

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:06.6

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today being Monday,

0:10.4

the day that the fog and the mist descended over the capital and out in the burbs.

0:15.8

It was absolutely dreadful.

0:17.4

You can barely see your hand in front of your face, and you have take extreme care because later on there will be all sorts of accidents and everything else.

0:25.6

Only because people take their eye off the ball, they don't see the car in front and if you smash into them, it's going to be your fault.

0:31.6

You're the one who's going to lose out. So just be careful. If out there on the motorway, you're going to get all the lunatics.

0:38.3

They're all out there. All the mad people who think they can bomb up and down the motorway

0:42.8

and don't have a care. And it's just too dangerous. It really is. Maddie says, I agree with you.

0:48.7

X Factor had it today. Boring rubbish. But I do love Strictly. Well, at least with Strictly, at least you do get

0:54.2

different celebrities. On the X-Fact, you just get a load of people, to be honest with you,

0:58.2

the talent is a wee bit thin on the ground. I'm expecting a bit more, and I'm expecting the judges

1:03.2

to be more honest. They come on, I'm sorry, you're rubbish. Get off. You know, bring on the next person, but they've all been on it about twice, and they before. People are sort of going down there and they're sort of going, oh, I can

1:14.7

actually go into the, into sort of the X factor, and then I can be famous and you go, well,

1:20.4

very few of you will be. Most of the others have disappeared without trace. They'll be singing

1:24.6

at Butlins and Pontins and everything else. They just don't have,

1:29.0

you know, what it takes. They do not have that Tom Jones, that special, magical thing that means

1:35.8

that they're singers, they're not singers, they're just sort of, oh, should we be a girl group?

1:39.3

And we call ourselves aliens or something stupid. And you think to yourself, no, no yourself no no no no it's not going to happen not

1:44.8

going to happen go away go and get in a good you destroyed our dreams and all that kind of stuff talking of

1:49.3

dreams princess eugenie we mentioned in the papers today and she lives up to her fairy tale existence by

1:55.7

opting for snow white at a Halloween party she's quite clearly barking mad, isn't she really? But again, hanging out

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