Here in my right hand, I've got four SD cards, I use them for my cameras.

Three of them are nondescript, they're identical.

But this other one has my initials on it and a yellow sticker, it's a really fancy one

that I use to shoot in 4K without any issues or delays.

They feel identical to the touch when you're not looking at them.

I've got them all in my hand and I'm just shaking them up right now, very vigorously.

They're all getting mixed up.

What I'm going to do here in a moment is I'm going to stop shaking.

I'm going to not look.

I'm going to reach into my hand blindly and pull one out.

Now if I get one of the three nondescript cards, we're just going to move ahead with the

episode like normal.

But if I draw the one with the yellow dot and my initials on it, we're going to begin

the episode with me doing a Victorian prose style recitation of every single word of

surf mix a lot's 1992 smash hit, baby got back, right?

It's drawing time.

Let's see what half God wrought.

Nope.

It's a boring one.

Now for some of you, you might feel like we just dodged a bullet for others of you that

might be a great disappointment, but I made a commitment and in all genuineness, I followed

through on that commitment.

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