Escape from Wheyface Radio!, Pt. 3 - The Marketing Department

Arden

Christopher Dole

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.4 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Content Warning: This episode features cartoonish fight violence and language. Also, please be advised the last seven-ish minutes of the episode take place in an environment with lots of jelly and slime sound effects. Listener discretion is advised. On this week’s episode of Escape from Wheyface Radio, our heroes meet an old friend, learn the art of salesmanship, and discover the horrifying truth behind the phrase “cubicle farm”. Plus, jingles and surveys! Created by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb. Executive produced by Christopher Dole, Emily St. James, and Eli Barraza Co-produced by Leslie Gideon and Mara Woods-Robinson. Starring: Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Emma Sherr-Ziarko as Janet Dogbury Based on the RPG Escape from Wheyface Radio! Arden original score by Chris Hatfield. And this week’s episode is brought to you by Wheyface-Brand Cubicle Repellent. There is no such product as Wheyface-Brand Cubicle Repellent. If you wish to escape your cubicle, consider a vacation. We hear Majorca is lovely this time of year. Vacations; heartily endorsed by Wheyface Industries: The Good People Who Need a Break Sometimes. Thank you, and good night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs.
0:04.8	Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable
0:10.3	themes that let you build your brand, marketing tools that get your products out there.
0:14.7	Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time. From startups to scaleups, online,
0:20.1	in person and on the go Shopify is made for
0:22.8	entrepreneurs like you sign up for your one dollar a month trial at shopify.com
0:27.7	slash setup content warning this episode features cartoonish fight violence and language
0:37.1	also please be advised the last seven-ish minutes of the This episode features cartoonish fight violence and language.
0:43.7	Also, please be advised the last seven-ish minutes of this episode take place an environment with lots of very gross jelly and slime sound effects.
0:49.2	Listener discretion is advised.
0:53.2	When last we left our heroes, they had uncovered the trader in Wayface Industries and defeated the menace of the break room.
1:00.0	But their adventures are only about to get underway as they make a surprising discovery.
1:06.0	Welcome back, players.
1:09.0	So, Bia, Brenda, Julie, Rosalind, and Janet. You all are leaving the break room now. And you're all feeling pretty good about how things have gone. You've avoided the corporate raiders so far. You figured out who the trader in the boardroom
1:30.4	was and you dealt with Barry. You've gotten your snacks, you've gotten your drinks, and you're
1:36.7	ready to deal with whatever challenge your face when suddenly you hear a banging and clattering from a nearby closet.
1:47.4	Like someone has been tied up and left it there.
1:50.5	Janet runs for the closet.
1:52.6	Keen to rescue whoever's inside.
1:55.8	And so you open the closet door and who do you see it there, but a tied up and gagged Andy Wayface.
2:08.7	Oh my God.
2:11.0	Mr. Weiface.
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