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Arden

Escape from Wheyface Radio!, Pt. 1 - The Board Room

Arden

Christopher Dole

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.4635 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME TO A NEW ARDEN ADVENTURE! When Wheyface Industries is invaded by corporate raiders, Bea Casely, Brenda Bentley, Rosalind Ursula, Julie Capsom, and plucky security guard Janet Dogbury decide they're not going to let this hostile takeover happen without a fight! Join old friends and new as we play through Escape from Wheyface Radio! The Arden RPG Experience in a new four-part miniseries running through December 2023. Join us, won't you, as this week we brave renaissance fairs, corporate piracy, and more with nothing but the courage in our hearts and the overgrown hormonal turkey legs in our hands. CONTENT WARNING: This episode has an alarm sound running from approximately 7:58 to 10:13 and a countdown noise starting at approximately 43:45. There is also comedic violence involving (among other things) pirates, medieval weaponry, and a turkey leg, discussions of eating, discussions of pooping, modern vulture capitalism, existential revelations, and bad language. STARRING: Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Emma Sherr-Ziarko as Janet Dogbury DM: Christopher Dole Based on the Arden RPG adventure Escape from Wheyface Radio! Created by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb Executive Produced by Christopher Dole, Emily St. James, and Eli Barraza Produced by Leslie Gideon and Mara Woods-Robinson Original score by Chris Hatfield Additional music used via Creative Commons License on Epidemic Sound Support us at Patron.Com/ArdenPod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Content warning. This episode has an alarm sound running from approximately 7 minutes 58 seconds to 10

0:06.8

13 seconds and a countdown noise starting at approximately 43 minutes and 45 seconds. There is also

0:14.8

comedic violence involving, among other things, pirates, medieval weaponry, and a turkey leg,

0:23.0

discussions of eating, discussions of pooping, modern vulture capitalism, existential revelations, and bad language.

0:34.3

Welcome to Escape from Wayface Radio, an Arden RPG experience.

0:40.9

We are so thrilled to be with you all, listeners.

0:45.3

We know it's been a while, and we are so excited to be back in the world of Wayface Industries.

0:51.7

Woo-hoo!

0:52.8

Woo-hoo!

0:53.3

Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

0:55.0

Woo-hoo!

0:56.0

Just a little pack of woo-girls.

1:00.0

We just out here, whoa-in.

1:04.0

Woo!

1:05.0

Woo!

1:06.0

Woo!

1:08.0

My name is Christopher Dole.

1:10.0

I will be your DM for this session. And now, uh, let's meet our players,

1:15.6

uh, Michelle. Hi, what's up? It's me. It's Michelle. I will be playing Pia Caseley.

1:24.7

Mm hmm. Tracy, hello.

1:27.1

Mm-hmm. Pia Casley. Tracy, hello.

1:33.0

Hi, hi, everyone.

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